[Jejak KakiKu]

ZEN FOR PEOPLE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2 A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
happened.
37. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
38. Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Hari ini tumben banged bisa nulis sekaligus 2 gini..hehe..bodo deh seharusnya nulisnya kemaren, tapi lagi males masuk ke dashboard untuk ganti tanggal hueheuhuhe...
Tadi baca tulisan si Ryochi kocak banged! huheueh..sampe ketawa gitu gue, bagian yang pas dia cerita soal ke Dufan bwahahahah....rasain dah! Yeah, I wonder why you went for the second time..heuheuhueu...

Kemaren si Lulu cerita soal dia stress nanganin kerjaan dikantor, dan katanya mo brenti gitu...wadooohhh...parah deh...akhirnya yah ngobrol bentar dia gitu deh, bangkitin semangad dia lagi! Semoga dia masih bisa nyoba untuk tetep bertahan dan belajar, karna sayang banged baru 3 bulan mao brenti...hmm....klo emang dia dah dapet kerjaan baru siy masih mending...tapi ini blum ada rencana apapun dah mo brenti...weedewww...gue siy sayang..

Semoga siy dia bisa bertahan :)

Trus tadi juga sedikit mengecewakan, karna ternyata kalung dan anting yang dah dipesan malah gak jadi :( hiks...padahal dia dah liat foto loh! duhhh...tapi gpp deh! Hasil yang udah jadi itu akhirnya minta si Wulan bawa ke Canada aje! heuheuhe...gue bilang sama dia kalo nanti keabisan uang, jualin aje asesoris gue disana...ahahahah..dan ternyata dia menyambut ide itu dengan antusias...heheheh...good laahhh...semoga bisa berhasil! :)